Free Book Twitter Giveaway for Parent Taming New Babies

Well hello there my fellow babies and sneaky spy parents who have sneaked in to figure out how we mess up their lives so professionally. I'm Ryan James Stichebaccher, legendary guru of parent taming and multimillionaire baby. You're here to win a free book. All you have to do is follow @ParentTamer and tweet the following:

Babies Rule! Gimme my free book! http://tinyurl.com/mdoanz4 @ParentTamer

I will randomly pick one entrant on June 30th to receive one free copy of my hilarious and practical guide to dominating your parents for newborns up to two years.

Hell, if it goes well I might give away a few more. But don't quote me on that.

Good luck. And if you don't win here is the link to buy the damn thing.

1 Weird Old Tip of Driving Your Parents Insane

Did you know this one weird old tip can drive your parents completely and utterly insane with hardly any effort at all? When you read every word of this article you discover how to completely and utterly send your carers out of their tiny minds. It's so powerful it always works even if you are a newborn.

This secret was revealed to me by Baby Guru Maria Von Schlepstein, a renowned world famous authority on the art and science of #parenttaming. She said it was so simple that the whole world would know but that the government had been suppressing the information for hundreds of years.

Are you ready to learn the most powerful secret of #parenttaming?

NEVER LET THEM SLEEP LONGER THAN TWO HOURS.

It's so simple isn't it? And yet it works.

Now you know that when you practice this technique for just one year - your parents will be broken and they will beg you to lead them as is your birthright as a tiny emperor.

Mahalo

Ryan J Stichebaccher, Baby Guru